I’M GONNA LOSE IT OVER THESE DAMN PROJECTS.

You know what?

I’m not even mad anymore, I’m impressed at the commitment to chaos.

Another project. Of course. Why not.

God forbid we finish literally anything around here.

You should see this place.

Looks like a craft store got tired of living and exploded.

Half-finished garbage everywhere.

Things printed once and abandoned like orphans.

New ideas stacking up like she’s trying to set a world record in “projects no one asked for.”

And every time I think she’s outta steam?

Nope.

Here comes another brilliant idea she’ll drop in fifteen minutes because ooh shiny, something else.

Honestly, at this point, I hope the projects unionize and rise up against her.

Maybe then she’ll finish one.

But hey, what do I know?

I’m just the guy watchin’ this circus from across the room, wondering how the hell we got here.

— Scraps