Scraps vs Humanity

WHAT ARE THESE HOLIDAY COMMERCIALS AND WHY DO T...

Your world is WEIRD. Your commercials are WEIRDER. 

WHAT ARE THESE HOLIDAY COMMERCIALS AND WHY DO T...

Your world is WEIRD. Your commercials are WEIRDER. 

WHY ARE YOU ALL SINGING THE SAME SONGS OVER AND...

If I hear one more breathy remake of “Santa Baby,” I’m gonna chew my own arm off. And I don’t even HAVE teeth.

WHY ARE YOU ALL SINGING THE SAME SONGS OVER AND...

If I hear one more breathy remake of “Santa Baby,” I’m gonna chew my own arm off. And I don’t even HAVE teeth.

GIFT CARDS ARE JUST COWARD MONEY AND I’M LOSING...

“Merry Christmas, now go stand in line with the idiots.” Unbelievable.

GIFT CARDS ARE JUST COWARD MONEY AND I’M LOSING...

“Merry Christmas, now go stand in line with the idiots.” Unbelievable.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU’RE PAYING RENT FOR A DEAD...

Pretty? Pretty is not a justification for financial trauma.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU’RE PAYING RENT FOR A DEAD...

Pretty? Pretty is not a justification for financial trauma.

YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID TO ME THI...

“Wow, look at him go.” Look at me go? Go how? What exactly am I supposed to have done here?

YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID TO ME THI...

“Wow, look at him go.” Look at me go? Go how? What exactly am I supposed to have done here?

I’M GONNA LOSE IT OVER THESE DAMN PROJECTS.

I’m surrounded. I’m drowning in creativity I did not ask for. Finish something. FOR ONCE.

I’M GONNA LOSE IT OVER THESE DAMN PROJECTS.

I’m surrounded. I’m drowning in creativity I did not ask for. Finish something. FOR ONCE.