What Exactly Am I Doing Here?

Let me get this straight.

I was 3D-printed into existence, dumped on a desk, and Lily says I was meant to be “aesthetically pleasing.” Babe, look at me. I am a faceless mannequin with the posture of a gremlin. I was not built for cute.

If I’m alive, I’m taking over. If I’m taking over, I’m complaining. And if my hands don’t move, that’s your problem, not mine.

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